Unsubscribing from the Winter Uglies
Rachel Green, Friends
The winter uglies? Girl, no. I’m officially unsubscribing from the idea that the second the thermostat dips below 30, my sparkle magically vanishes. Winter? She's just a frosty runway for a seasonal glow-up. Sure, the mornings are darker, and the bed is extra clingy, but losing my fabulousness? Never that.
But okay, let’s entertain this “winter uglies” myth for a hot second. What if, instead of falling victim to the slump, we flip the script? Because winter isn’t the villain—it’s an opportunity. Let me spill the (piping hot) tea on how to embrace the season and banish the so-called uglies with style, sass, and a whole lot of self-care.
1. Romanticize the Chill
Step one: throw on your rose-colored glasses. Winter isn’t dreary—it’s dreamy! Cold outside? Perfect excuse to rock that oversized knit, wrap yourself in a blanket burrito, and marathon your favorite movies like the main character you are. Slow mornings? Time to light a candle, pour some coffee (or tea if caffeine’s not your BFF), and actually enjoy the art of not rushing.
2. Hydrate, Darling
Mia Thermopilis, The Princess Diaries
Dry skin trying to dull your glow? Not on my watch. Winter is peak hydration season, so bust out the sheet masks, slather on that heavy-duty moisturizer, and add a little luxury to your routine. My fave? A steamy shower followed by body butter that smells like a warm hug. Trust me—hydration is your winter armor.
3. Hair Goals, Unlocked
Winter may be harsh, but your hair doesn’t have to show it. Deep conditioning masks? Yes, please. Silk pillowcases? Essential. And don’t forget to romance the static with a little anti-frizz serum. This is your moment to have hair so soft it could star in a shampoo commercial.
4. Self-Care: The Ultimate Accessory
Winter blues? I prefer to call them winter hues. This is the perfect time to indulge in the little things that make you feel alive—whether that’s journaling, cozy nights with your favorite playlist, or treating yourself to a DIY mani. Whatever it is, make time for you. Self-care never goes out of style.
5. Fashion Fixes Everything
When in doubt, outfit it out. Layered looks are basically winter’s love letter to us all—think turtlenecks under slip dresses, statement coats, and boots that say, “Yes, I just conquered the tundra, and I looked cute doing it.” If your reflection doesn’t make you do a double-take, you’re not done getting dressed.
Winter Uglies? A Total Myth.
Here’s the truth: you’re no less stunning, gorgeous, or fabulous in December than you were in June. Winter doesn’t dull your sparkle—it just gives you a new stage to shine on. It’s a time to slow down, reflect, and appreciate everything you’ve accomplished while sipping hot cocoa (with extra marshmallows, obviously).
So, the winter uglies? Yeah, no thanks. This season is about embracing your beauty, your energy, and your vibe—even if the world around you is a little colder and darker. You’re still the star of this show, babe. Winter is just the backdrop. Now go forth and slay the season.
Stay Polished,
Juls✨